April 2009
1 post
Sunburned and summer hasn’t even started yet. Going outdoors is for suckas.
March 2009
7 posts
I like our governor more every day: http://tinyurl.com/cnsuxp
Yeah… http://tinyurl.com/ca9qan
Nothing like a migraine to start the day. Thanks photo shoot guy.
This guy needs to be thrown out of an airlock: http://tinyurl.com/c94tz2
Why is it so hard to spell check and name your methods something relevant?
Is today a whiskey or martini day?
Note to self: don’t open links from Blake at work.
February 2009
4 posts
I wish my job was to use meaningless buzzwords.
Arrgh! Corporate staff meeting and I forgot my DS.
Listening to presentations in a Utah accent is painfull
Wolverine does not sing showtunes
January 2009
3 posts
why do I work with a bunch of mongoloids that can’t properly flush a toilet?
I would like to develop a device that will remotely disable cell phone ringers. Anyone want to help out?
Lots of douchebags going to Snowbasin today. Recommend staying away
December 2008
2 posts
wood floors installed and Jorja and I didn’t kill each other… Success!
drunk at mccann ftw!
November 2008
6 posts
gobble gobble hey!
Whole Wheat Bread ain’t nothin to fuck with
meh
Bill Nye the science guy and Dave Foley on Stargate. Awesome.
I can only type so fast. Please stop asking me for an update every 30 minutes.
Do I look busy? Am I ignoring you? That’s a not so subtle hint to go the fuck away.
October 2008
6 posts
I haven’t had a soda in so long, they now taste disgusting. Looks like I’ll take my whiskey straight from now on.
Mic check one two
$30 for two bags, $2 for a Coke? Fuck you US Airlines
Whichever game makes this happen will get my money: http://tinyurl.com/436g8k
When did mediocrity become acceptable?
These are direct quotes from someone I work with:
“I’m tired of elitist, smug, high-and-mighty attitudes. Typical, but unwelcome. This country was not founded by the elitist unfortunately.”
“Biden: “yeah, that’s true, BUT, you know…blah blah blah…” Palin: “Energy is the answer to everyone’s problems.” At least its...
September 2008
8 posts
http://www.wetherobots.com/ This comic makes me laugh and depressed at the same time. I love it.
If you are going to have 3 developers sit in a status meeting maybe you should talk about their status.
One of the few times a year I’ll root for the Eagles and their letting me down.
I’m not sure colorful is the right word to use for the people of Ogden
It’s depressing when I try to share new info about web dev with coworkers and it’s met with sarcasm and derision.
